Girls Off the Rails

22. Jurassic World, The Ride!

The girls take on the Universal Studios Hollywood Jurassic Park renovation, Jurassic World, on their trip to Halloween Horror Nights! They relitigate dinosaur's you know whats, try to understand why you would go up a hill on a tour, and state their disdain for crisp rat. It's fun!

21. Halloween Horror Nights 1.0 - LIVE SHOW!

The girls are coming at you live from Highland Park's own Outside In theater! We review the mazes, discuss our thoughts, and even do a few bits!

20. Halloween Horror Nights PREQUEL

Description:Here it is. The covid-era dream. The spooky promised land. Universal Studios’ HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS! Is this our formal review? Absolutely not - we haven’t even gone yet, but in this episode we’re dipping our toes into the whole haunted theme park kit and caboodle. Come along and listen to us dive deeper into: The tangled web that is the history of HHN, especially the recurring characters that maybe just need to go awayThe over-the-top scaredy-cat-ness that we’ve both possessed since we were children facing our local haunted house, Neenah Wisconsin’s Burial ChamberNew content from our very new and exclusive advertising partners! I swear this is real!Pizza fries being a popular annual snack for some reason??Defining the proprietary terms “Boo Holes” and “Scare Zones” for the normies (us)Hold tight and strap on your hood/goggles/earplugs (to buffer all of the scares!) and prepare yourself for Halloween Horror Nights part 0.5!For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschRachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

19. Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar

Oh Jesus - here we go. You guys wanted hard hitting thoughts - and we got ‘em! We’re two girls, of a little color, going off the rails. And we’ve landed nowhere!This episode is allegedly about Trader Sam’s but lemme tell ya - we’ve got a whole lot more than that coming your way. Can’t wait for you to get the whole scoop about;Thoughts on The Weeknd *BEFORE* his horribly sexist/extremely cringey show The Idol Our face shapes and what we think about ‘em??Only SOME of the cars in the movie CARS having racial identitiesWhat if we replaced the Trader Joe’s Hawaiian shirts with other tasteful representations, like a Wakanda tshirt with the printed necklace on itAnd yes, we talk about the giant squid tentacles that are triggered by getting the fancy Trader Sam’s drinks.—----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschRachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

18. Bubba Gump Shrimp

In this episode of Girls Off the Rails, Rachel and DeAnna recount their August 2022 visit to the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp (skrimp?) Co. in the Universal Citywalk. Again, in case you forgot, we stuck to the classics: we came, we ate (shrimp and drank blue drinks), and we left. Isn’t that what life’s all about?In the next hour and then some, you’ll hear about:Dee’s aqua socks mixupSpeculation about the *ahem* private parts of various animals, alive and extinctDee unboxing Rachel’s gift that she kept insisting was “not a big deal and part of it is kind of a joke” Shrimp, and our immeasurable love for itThe controversy of monkeys entering the stone age, but other animals that use tools somehow aren’t?Universal Studio Hollywood’s Citywalk - not even the actual theme park, because we were too broke for that So - join us! It’s gonna be… fun?—----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56Old Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFeminist Robot: Feminist Robot on Apple PodcastsDeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

17. The Country Bear Jamboree!

The girls discuss Country Bear Jamboree, and let's just say, it's a wild ride! They're not sure if it's good but they are sure that it was real. Rachel maybe like animatronic taxidermy. It's another throwback episode.

16. It’s Tough to Be a Bug

The girls are learning how tough it can be to be a bug! Or rather, how scary! Um, they come, they eat, they leave much? The girls are reunited in Chicago and talk to engineer Brok about how scared he and Rachel are of this ride.

15. DINOSAUR - Countdown to Extinction

The Girls are reunited in Chicago and they're taking that opportunity to record as much as possible! We discuss how many times we've lost this episode, how this ride is MAYBE being closed, and how absolutely freakin terrifying this ride is. It's a good one, I hope you enjoy!

14. Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout!

Guess what Girls, this episode was also recorded a year ago! We get to reminisce on the time that we knew nothing about Guardians and apparently barely knew Rocket was a raccoon. We added a contemporary intro and outro to give updates and talk a bit about Dee's visit last year.

13. Reunited in Chicago

The Girls were reunited in Chicago! ALMOST 1 YEAR AGO! Since then they have moved across the country. Dee is in Chicago and Rachel is in LA, and they have been trying to get settled! This ep takes place on the strangest day ever, Roe V. Wade was overturned! And we ignore it in the ep! Enjoy!