Girls Off the Rails
Two women of color shooting the shit about their moral mulligan - loving all things theme park. They discuss topics ranging from rides to racial representation and everything in between. Occasionally a guest will grace us with their presence and share their opinions and experiences in the theme park universe.
Episodes

Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
On this episode the girls:- Talk about eternal bloodlines (oops! all women)- swampy scare zone - Brok's bean dog - the amazing rocks from hell- the zombie strippers - the actual taxidermy in there- how Brok goes Brok Tua on that thing - Gringotts - and Men in Blackand much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
On this episode the girls:- Talk about Thai things and their time at the temple! (The monks love Moo Deng)- Our gift exchange- Our "disneybounding" outfits- What we did at HHN -Ghostbusters frozen Empire -The Mummy - Blumhouse Scare Zone - Goblinfeast -Eternal Bloodlines (Oops all women)- and Duck, Marry, Kill Garraka, Slimer, and the Invisible ManStay tuned for part 2 of our evening!!!For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
On this episode the girls:- Shout out disney genie, second only to the guy who invented penicillin- Find out that they all dissociate on rides- Use their new catchphrase "shut up meat"- Learn about how Sommer had to go to the hospital for drinking too much MonsterFor any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschSommer's Instagram: @Bunnybot__Ana's Instagram: @Blnk182ismywifeOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
The girls:- Discuss every house at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando - Wonder why they would make the Quiet Place, loud- Discuss all the weird and mid food they offer at Universal - Try to decide if you get the ick from watching people play spikeball- Wonder if you should pronounce it like MIKERphone or MICROphoneFor any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
The girls:- try to figure out how to say "Carrie Ann Inaba"- try to remember who Harris Walz is - want to make "that's a boo hole" shirts- do the segment "Why is no one talking about this" - why girls can't hide if they have small boobs - why the new alien movie should have had a nonbinary lead - how good of a game heads up isFor any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Friday Jun 14, 2024
Friday Jun 14, 2024
The Girls Discuss Roger Rabbit's CarTOON Spin. They're shocked to find out that the sexy rabbit got a jacket put on her she's not a detective in the movie the ride is crazy and makes no sense rachel has actually never seen the movie Also, the girls try out a new segment that nobody is talking about!!

Saturday May 18, 2024
Saturday May 18, 2024
We talk about Remy's Ratatouille Adventure and Laney's family trip to Paris! Famously Parisians love when you ask for a "table for ten." We talk about:- what people are disliking about the ride, including what someone may or may not "whip" out - who are the hot characters in the ride - if we would like the marvel coaster - and much much more!

Friday May 03, 2024
Friday May 03, 2024
The girls (and one rail) talk about:- a better name for the restaurant- what a "big top" is - micROphone man (or mikerphone man)- and much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.comWanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:Girls’ Instagram: @GirlsofftherailsRachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56DeAnna’s Instagram: @DeedoerschOld Milk’s Instagram: @OldmilkimprovFriends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

Friday Apr 19, 2024
Friday Apr 19, 2024
In this episode we bravely talk about the Pirates of the Caribbean rides where we ask the important questions like would you ever live in this ride why do the animatronics look so bad is rachel cancelled does anyone give a rat's ass about hidden mickeysand much much more!

Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
This week we hit on our favorite celebrity chef owned chicken restaurant (besides PDQ) - Guy Fieri’s CHICKEN GUY. Yes it’s a fast casual and fairly intense chicken restaurant - the theme is simply “cool chicken.”

